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Joke of the Day
"What did the prostitute say to her client? ""It's a business doing pleasure with you."""
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"[texting] Her: We need to talk. (9:00 am) Him: About? (9:01 am) Him: What? (9:02 am) Him: WHAT??? (9:03 am) Her: Dinner tonight. (4:42 pm)"
"The cruelest part of the movie Bambi?nnnnHis mom named him ""Bambi."" nnShe deserved what she got for that."
"*Skrillex' mother puts her ear to his bedroom door* *She hears constant bass drops* *Dad walks up* ""Sounds like he's Wubbing one out.."""
"If Michael Moore was a conservative... ...he'd be Donald Trump."
"#IAmHonoredBy my 12 year old telling me he needs me. He wanted a new gadget of course but the thought was there."
"What do you call a single use phone book? The YOLO pages."
"What does its job only after its been fired? A bullet."
"I'm basically only good at three things: 1. Programming 2. Counting"
"How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot? Everything is priced in pesos."