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Joke of the Day

"Can't believe there are so many songs about love and only one where someone welcomes someone else to a jungle."

"Yo mamma is so lazy and dumb... She thought Jungle Gym was Tarzan's cousin! Original. You're welcome."

"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many cheetahs."

"I know some folks who could use a 12 step program. Where 11 of those steps should be to the edge of a cliff."

"I had a girlfriend with a parakeet. We had to break up cause it would never shut up. But the bird was cool."

"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that. I heard this at work and thought it was clever. Enjoy"

"I have an L shaped sofa lowercase"

"[At Adele Concert] Adele: Hello from the other siiiiiide Me (shouting): Tell us your surname"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants??? One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean:D"

"You're telling me that you paid eight dollars for a cup of coffee... They don't put any booze in it or nothin?"