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Joke of the Day

"I have an L shaped sofa lowercase"

"Me: We don't have any more Girl Scout cookies and now I'm sad. Wife: I get sad, too. Like when I think about being married to a 40yo baby"

"Is your food spicy Sir ? No smoke always comes out of my ears !"

"I dated my financial advisor for like a year but I lost interest."

"How do you kill a redneck? Wait until he fucks his sister and then cut the brakes on his house."

"Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack."

"Dear girls that go tanning, it's called 'sunkissed', it's not called 'dorito raped'."

"Right now, somewhere in China, someone is wokking their dog"

"What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top? A bro-tato"

"You know, one day auto correct will completely collapse, and that day will be gloria's!!"