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Joke of the Day

"I have an L shaped sofa lowercase"

"At a rally today Donald Trump ordered the secret service to remove a crying baby. They had him halfway to the curb before realizing the error."

"How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!"

"I was invited to a party... 'Black tie only' was written on the invitation card. When I got there, I noticed that other people worn shirts and pants, too."

"A blind man got a cheese grater for his birthday He said it was the most violent thing he's ever read."

"Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots? He was a lacist."

"My car is probably the most expensive bird toilet I own."

"I put a message in a bottle and threw it in the Ocean. The note said ""I have Tuberculosis and I coughed in this bottle"""

"Don't let people tell you that life after college is nothing but being poor and tired. It's 100% true, but it's more fun if it's a surprise."

"When is a pentagon not a pentagon? When it's intercepted by a separate plane."