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Joke of the Day
"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many cheetahs."
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"whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre"
"[at fancy-dress party shouting over all the barking] ""YOU NEED TO LEAVE"" me dressed as a giant vacuum cleaner: ""I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD 6 DOGS"""
"Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die? Because deep down they're really nice people."
"Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth"
"I keep trying to make funny eye puns... But my friends say they keep getting cornea and cornea."
"Do 90-year-old men wear boxers or briefs? Depends."
"Two fish in a tank... ...one turns to the other and says, ""how do you drive this thing?"""
"Kids teach you so many life lessons. Unconditional love, patience, the meaning of family, but mostly to lock the bedroom door."
"I gave my 1yo a chocolate covered raisin. He chewed, paused, then gave me a look that told me he will never trust another human being again."