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Joke of the Day

"You know why you shouldn't eat spaghetti late at night? Because it'll keep you up Pasta you bedtime."

"I have an Asian cat. Her name is Mi Yao."

"Where did the hamburger meet the cheeseburger? At the meat ball."

"I feel sorry for men who don't know how to value women. One look at a woman and I KNOW how much she will cost me."

"My girlfriend called me a peadophile the other day I said 'that's a big word for a 6 year old'"

"What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza? A vegetarian."

"How do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dustpan."

"uh NEWS FLASH Keith ur name rhymes w/ teeth. Yea how do u like them apples Mouth Boy. How do u like them apples promoting good oral hygiene"

"How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb? One, or two? One, or two?"