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Joke of the Day

"I have an Asian cat. Her name is Mi Yao."

"Everyone in horror movies: *loud scream* It was probably just the wind *a ghost flies across room* Just the wind *dog gets cut in half* Wind"

"Black Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper? They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao"

"I like my coffee the way a cannibal likes his women. Boiled in a pot."

"Why did the chicken have a seance? To get to the other side"

"A man walks in to a bar... And murders all the redditers who have Posted a man walks in to a bar joke. Ouch"

"For Sale: Parachute Never opened, slightly stained."

"Sorry, Australia... Overheard my sister talking to my friend when this was said. Sis: ""Do they have bush babies in Australia""? Friend: ""No, but they have plenty of dead babies in the bush""."

"i NEVER VOTED FOR A PRESiDENT BECUZ iF iM GUNNA WASTE MY GAS THEN iT BETTER BE ON SOMETHiNG iMPORTANT LiKE DRiViNG TO CHiCK-FiL-A"

"I discovered the number one reason OP never delivers. #"