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"Three Paddys"
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"Needed directions in Hollywood last weekend So last weekend in Hollywood i managed to get lost so i approached a fancy looking black couple and asked for directions . . . They gave me their baby."
"What are four ways of spreading information that begins with ""tel""? Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman."
"Why was the young strawberry upset? Cause his mom was in a jam. :("
"""How's about I rearrange your face?"" -Bully Picasso"
"It takes a village to raise a child... ...it takes a child with a flamethrower to raze a village."
"I accept your apology. Can I borrow your phone? I need to cancel the hit I put out on you."
"Why did Blackbeard cross the road? To indicate where the treasure is buried."
"Darling ""Darling, can I go out in this dress?"" ""Yes dear, it's already dark out."""
"How is air like sex? It's no big deal unless you're not getting any."