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Joke of the Day

"uh NEWS FLASH Keith ur name rhymes w/ teeth. Yea how do u like them apples Mouth Boy. How do u like them apples promoting good oral hygiene"

"You cant have crisis without ISIS"

"What is Apple's favorite song? ""Hit the Road Jack"""

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Alickalotapuss"

"What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS? Nothing."

"What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves? Russell."

"What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach? I won't digest yet."

"Local cyborg beats another cyborg to death for it's Sodium-nickle batteries, proceeds to restore his electricity supply after being arrested. He was charged with a salt."

"Tomorrow is the start of International Holocaust Deniers Month Maybe better suited for /r/ImGoingToHellForThis?"

"What is a pirate's favorite part of music theory? Arrrr-peggios!"