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Joke of the Day
"I saw a sign that said bad' the other day. I thought, that's not a good sign."
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"Why should you name your son Jackson? Because naming him Jacksoff would be embarrassing."
"I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow! Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"Why did Bruce Jenner wait until age 65 to become a woman? He wanted to avoid menopause."
"When it comes to volunteering on my gynecology residency, I'm the first to put my hand up."
"Wife: ""I saw a huge owl on my way home. Almost hit it with my car."" Me: ""Wow!"" Wife: ""Sorry, the correct response is 'O RLY?'"""
"Breaking News: Criminal author gets 5 years in book case Check out his story!"
"Did you hear about that brilliant Irish investor? His money just keeps Dublin"
"What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster? One drinks bleach and watches spirits; the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach."
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't confuse them with feminists"