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Joke of the Day
"Why did Bruce Jenner wait until age 65 to become a woman? He wanted to avoid menopause."
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"Did you hear the one about the pregnant bedbug? She gave birth in the spring!"
"""So....sad.....must...text...everyone I know..."" ~ Girls"
"Just found out you can eat a big turkey dinner whenever you want without having to be thankful. This changes everything."
"What does the narcissistic cow say? Moooo! Cuz it's a cow"
"What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party? Humburgers!"
"What did one bridge say to another? ""Fuck you"" (They were arch enemies)"
"Three blind ______ In Asia, its not 3 blind mice. It's 3 blind rice."
"[after putting a fake mustache on an elephant] FRIEND: You seen my elephant? ME: no FRIEND: [eyeing elephant] Maybe this fine gentleman has"
"Helen Keller What was Helen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy."