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Joke of the Day

"How do you know a vocalist is at your door? She can't find the key and doesn't know where to come in."

"(Me,after returning from exam) Mom: (Greeting) How was your paper? Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew."

"Grocery produce aisle ME: Hi, are these genetically modified carrots? CLERK: No, why do you ask? CARROT: Yeah, why do you ask?"

"What do they call a virgin down in the south? Faster than her brother!"

"Do girls like globes without equators? I'm worried because mine is uncircumscribed."

"My girlfriend is adorable, smart, sexy, and looking over my shoulder as I type."

"[In Court] Does the Defense have any last words? *defense rises* DE-FENSE *Judge holds up picket fence* DE-FENSE *Jury starts The Wave*"

"If God is your co-pilot - swap seats."

"Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter? They get chapped lips"

"What is a Skywalker's preferred temperature? Lukewarm. I'll show myself out."