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Joke of the Day

"[In Court] Does the Defense have any last words? *defense rises* DE-FENSE *Judge holds up picket fence* DE-FENSE *Jury starts The Wave*"

"Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals."

"How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? THE LIGHTBULB IS FINE. THERE IS NO PROBLEM WITH IT. I MADE LIGHTBULBS WITH GOOD MANAGEMENT. LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN."

"There are three kinds of women: the intelligent, the beautiful, and the majority."

"My wife dared me to yell out ""HURRY UP HAYDEN"" at Disney World. Now we have 27 blonde boys & 8 girls following us like Children of the Corn."

"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? It was a small medium at large."

"What do you call the gay A team? The Heyyy Team"

"What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night? A new last name"

"How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit? Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments."

"Clown: Why are you wearing such a large shirt? Second Clown: I always perform in the big top."