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Joke of the Day
"What do they call a virgin down in the south? Faster than her brother!"
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"We're an eclectic bunch here, but we all have one thing in common: We've sacrificed the chance to run for public office with these tweets."
"I still have nightmares.... I still have nightmares about the time I gave my Eskimo friend a house warming gift..."
"ME: want anything for breakfast? BOSS: just banana [struggling to hold office door shut] ANA: let me in! ME: sorry boss said to ban you"
"Pizza is like prostitution You pay for it, it comes over to your house, and then you eat it"
"2 deer walk out of bar... One says to the other, ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there."""
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired."
"What do you call a gay geologist? Fagate."
"They gave me some cake but it was way too basic and burned my mouth. Turns out the cake was a lye. ^^^^^^sorry"
"did you hear about what happened to Nike online shop It shut down by a d-dos"