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Joke of the Day
"Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter? They get chapped lips"
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"Nodding my head like yeah moving my hips like yeah selling my blood like yeah because I made a series of poor financial decisions like yeah"
"In other words, 2 percent of household germs kinda like Lysol spray"
"What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls? There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?"
"What's an epileptic persons favorite appetizer? Seizure Salad."
"You know why the swimming events are so popular at the 2016 Olympics?.... Because Brazilians rarely get too see clean water"
"What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard? Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree? bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense?"
"Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling? He had an Inconvenient Tooth."
"""You're more likely to be killed in a car wreck than eaten by a shark."" The shark made a convincing argument, so I got out of the cage."
"GOOD COP: Crazy girlfriend? I know how THAT is BAD COP: He's trying to get on your side so you confess GOOD COP: Jesus Christ, Frank"