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Joke of the Day
"Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter? They get chapped lips"
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"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? He's alright now."
"""Pasta la veista, baby"" -Arnold Schwarzenoodles"
"How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian? It rhymes when they say. ""Keep at eye out for a coyote."""
"ONLY 70S KIDS WILL REMEMBER THIS: Their parents doing cocaine while watching Jaws at full volume when you have a math quiz in the morning"
"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.."
"Maybe middle America will believe in global warming if we make it a Snapple Fact."
"[hospital] Looks like ur Vine went viral. ""Yay!"" Sorry ur VEIN went viral...you have a fatal blood disease. ""So waitmy Vine didn't go viral?"""
"Steve Harvey"
"What did the Korean girl say about anal? Don't go in my thongoh"