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Joke of the Day
"Do girls like globes without equators? I'm worried because mine is uncircumscribed."
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"Say what you like about us Arabs, but at least we don't go to Africa and start naming lions 'Ahmad' and 'Hassan'."
"From the looks of your eyebrows, your shock collar must have malfunctioned."
"Honey-girl,,,,, your skirt is so short ,,,, your STD's are showing"
"What happens when you hit a Jewish guy? Hebrewses"
"Men can I ask whats up with your all-in-one shampoo/conditioner/body wash/insect repellent/motor oil/mouth wash/sun block/laundry detergent"
"What do you call an Elf that sings? A wrapper! Merry Christmas. I hope you got what you wished for. ( )"
"What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet? Shoe."
"Can you identify yourself!! Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""
"""Look man, I swear to you, as god as my witness..."" [God appears from behind dumpster] ""I ain't coverin for u anymore Larry, you owe me $30"""