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Joke of the Day
"""Java is to Javascript as ham is to hamster."""
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"I have proof that the FBI has no sense of humor [REDACTED]"
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"Me: I wish for a lightsaber. Genie: Be realistic. Me: Ok, I wish for a boyfriend. Genie: Would you like your lightsaber in blue or green?"
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