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Joke of the Day

"What is an orphans favorite beer? Fosters"

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"Whats a trilby clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?"
"To the additional pot that was on the stove after I thought I was done washing the dishes, I hate your stinkin' guts."
"What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends? I can control my salt intake at In-n-out."
"What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods? One of them has a good driver."
"LPT: Reproduce"
"""I was born in California............ ""I was born in California."" ""Which part?"" ""All of me."""
"Whenever I Get in Trouble My Back Hurts I guess I have scold-iosis"
"There are two types of people I hate in this world... People intolerant of other people's culture.... and the Dutch. Credit to Nigel Powers"
"If you're suicidal and experience time backwards, then you're in luck! The only way you can commit suicide is by getting in some pussy."