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Joke of the Day

"How to make your God proud? By abusing his names in other languages."

"What do Chefs and Murderers have in common? The best ones clean up after themselves"

"ISIS I Saw I Shot. Then Iran. Cuz I'm a cowardly bitch."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anya ! Anya who ? Anya best behavior !"

"ELI5: What is it like to mod r/news? This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment."

"Why did the shark go to the doctors? Because he didn't feel very whale"

"What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music? Rock and Heavy Metal"

"What do you call a tenor with erectile problems? Flacido Domingo."

"I heard that they're coming up with a new Tron movie which deals with particle physics... Its called new-Tron."

"Someone asked me today what was the toughest thing about being a parent. I would have to say it's the kids."