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Joke of the Day
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"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side. No offense."
"Are you in search of a P-Pun? Urine in luck!"
"Pilot episode You know how you can tell if a shows going to be any good based on the pilot, since it sets the tempo for the entire show? I just realized that my dad didn't like the pilot of my life..."
"cops shutting down my giant SLIP N' SLIDE again because the traffic on the highway needs to get around us I guess"
"It takes 10,000 bumper stickers to create just one vegan."
"So a horse comes into a bar.. Wait... or was it a man. OK. so this horse comes into a man."
"Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates, they'll kill your dog."
"What do you call a pony with a cough? A little hoarse!!!"
"Trump wants to build a wall between Canada and the U.S. also Please... please do it... us Canadians will even gladly pay for it"