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Joke of the Day

"LPT: Reproduce"

"What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner? Freud rice."

"Mommy what's an ""Act of God?"" Me: *Flashback to my CrossFit trainer* Well dear, an ""active god"" is in his mid-20s and has a smokin hot body"

"Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!"

"what's the difference of Batman and a black-man? batman can go to shop without robin."

"Hats were invented in 1784 when a Canadian was too polite to ask a raccoon to get off his head."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent."

"Never underestimate the power of the web. -Charlotte"

"If it wasn't for the 140 character limit, I'd be on Chapter 27 of my first tweet right now."

"[Pickup] got a dank sub woofer for $100 today whoops wrong sub"