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Joke of the Day
"Just ate my last pair of edible undies, I guess it's time to get groceries."
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"Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky stopped smoking cigars? Now she's just bummimg cigarettes!"
"Man found dead midway through masturbating Cause of death? A stroke"
"How do call an idiot that has an assault rifle pointed at you? Sir."
"What did the Mexican detective say in England? I'm like Sherlock, holmes."
"""Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair!"" *A long strand of smelly hair falls out the tower* ""Screw this!"""
"What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her? I'd hit it"
"my friend put me in charge of picking up the wedding cake today LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL RIP CAKE"
"She's so ugly, the fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
"Why did Victoria lose her job? We don't know, it's Victoria's secret."