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Joke of the Day

"How do call an idiot that has an assault rifle pointed at you? Sir."

"Daughter: Mom, there's a man outside. Me: Get the net!"

"If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it...... He's gay, definitely gay."

"How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant? As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming"

"*a man runs into the bar* ""HELP HELP, IS ANYONE HERE COUSINS WITH BON JOVI?"" *my date looks at me, I do nothing, my lies are now exposed*"

"How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu? One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment"

"Me: Can I get you a drink? Her: I have a boyfriend. Me: Lady, I'm the bartender."

"Guy walks into a bar and says ""Give me a 'bad hombre'"" The bartender fills the glass with liquor, lights it on fire and throws it in his face."

"My car has started clicking at me. I think it's trying to tell me something, but the jokes on him, I don't speak a single African language."

"8y:thank you for the present grandma ....: no need.. 8y: that's what I thought too but mum said I have to"