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Joke of the Day
"Man found dead midway through masturbating Cause of death? A stroke"
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"What is a 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period..."
"Just watched a heart-warming video of a soldier returning home from Afghanistan to his cat, who looks at him as if to say ""Were you away?"""
"A horse covered in floaties gallops happily toward a swimmin pool. He sees a sign ""NO HORSEPLAY"" He lowers his head ""Ok"" & sadly trots away"
"I leave notes around the house to remind me of things I need to do, like ""Pick up milk"" or ""Pay gas bill"" or ""Stop wasting your life away"""
"Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost his skin."
"Well, you see, there is something wrong with my friend... He spawns the pink eyes, and he doesn't catch it from other people... He just gives it to himself... Then spread it."
"Two were sitting in the table on a bar First one: We are leaving. Second one: No, we are staying. First one: WE ARE LEAVING. Battery on my phone is 4%."
"I like my women how I like my showers... Cold, crying and alone."
"I hate it when I go to bed and forget to turn off my swag."