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Joke of the Day

"my friend put me in charge of picking up the wedding cake today LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL RIP CAKE"

"Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist? A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended."

"Your breath is so nasty.... That people look forward to your farts"

"What's red and moves up and down? A tomato in an elevator :)"

"My favorite pick up line/joke. Yo homeboy!? How about you be my Sherlock and I'll take you Holmessss!! ;)"

"Never make the same mistake twice. Make it three times. Be sure."

"Only a fraction of you will get this There's a fine line between numerator and denominator"

"When is a one not one? When it's too"

"What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common? They all died in Tennessee"

"Careful, this is an alphabet bomb! If it goes off, it could spell disaster!"