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Joke of the Day

"""Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair!"" *A long strand of smelly hair falls out the tower* ""Screw this!"""

"Jared Fogle's defense in court. He was just trying to get off."

"Cancer cures smoking."

"What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico? Baby cedar"

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he came out to be bisexual? It's okay, we're Bi-son."

"How can you tell your room mates gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"Why do technicolor pigs have great breath? Because the have a lot of pigments."

"What does Batman have in his lemonade? Just ice."

"How do you disappoint a redditor? <removed>"

"I have a lot of growing up to do... I realized this the other day... inside my fort."