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Joke of the Day
"I didn't get groped by the TSA at all. We just kissed a little, it was nice."
Next Joke
"When I'm feeling inadequate, I remember that there are women who marry their prison pen pals, and then my own decisions don't seem so bad."
"Coworker: people around the office think you're too controlling Me: what's that? Coworker: oh, sorry *raises hand*"
"How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb? What suppressive told you to change the light bulb? Report to Ethics immediately!"
"gave my wife a pedicure just so I could write in my diary ""I nailed her...10 TIMES IN A ROW"". Ha ha, jokes on you, Masculinity."
"I named my dog WiFi Because I stole it from my neighbor"
"I've kidnapped 100 kids and killed 10 of them Only 90 kids can remember"
"And now I spend the rest of the day worrying about whether or not I removed the sticker from the apple I just ate."
"What did the dentist say to the golfer? ""You have a hole in one. """
"Why is hay so unreliable? It keeps baleing"