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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock. Who's there? The Spanish Inquisition."

"what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? nsfw an erection"

"I just found a fruit roll-up in my pocket That means one of my kids has a grape flavored blunt rap in their lunch box."

"What is DJ Khaled's favorite fraction? 1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one."

"My girlfriend asked for a dick pic file size too large"

"You're going to regret thinking of this. Game!"

"Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route."

"What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed? Keep it up!"

"Have you guys heard of the joke about the electric chair? It's shocking."

"[Evan]: This new hair product is the best [Brad]: Yeah. Check out Jack still using mousse [Jack]: *with Bullwinkle on his head* Shut up guys"