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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock. Who's there? The Spanish Inquisition."

"Want to know how I can see 6 years into the future? I have 2020 vision."

"Got a Handjob from a Blind Girl last night... She said ""You have the biggest dick i've ever put my hands on"" I said ""Nah, you're pulling my leg"""

"Probably the worst part about being a snail is how you can't put salt on your French fries."

"What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman? A criminal record."

"What do you call an environmental bicyclist? A recyclist."

"What's a pirate's favorite programming language? You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C."

"Apparently, In Sweden parents aren't allowed to spank their kids. Like that would bother me, I don't do foreplay."

"Erlich Bachman. This is you as a old mayn. I'm a ugly and dead, alone."

"Don't quote me, but I'm pretty sure mint Oreos are filled with toothpaste."