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Joke of the Day

"I think the bigger issue with our country is that Paula Deen even had that many endorsements to lose in the 1st place."

"Let's get a thread of jokes that are funny to hear, but don't work if you read them I'll start: What do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh!"

"After Israel threatened to take the Security Council vote as an act of war, the New Zealand Ambassador called Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.... ...Picking up the phone, he spoke ""Hebrew."""

"Will I. Am's headstone will read ""Will I. Was,"" completing history's longest set-up to a punchline"

"I'm sorry, all I hear is your perfume"

"My friend had asked me for tips that may help his erectile dysfunction Apparently, a hotter wife wasn't a good answer."

"I'm running a 3K to raise awareness for the Klan!"

"Whats the difference between a sly pig and a yeast infection? One's a cunning runt....."

"What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson? The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside."

"JUDGE: I may send u to jail. But if u act less condescending, I'll let u go free ME [waving goodbye to my family] u mean condescendingLY"