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Joke of the Day

"I think the bigger issue with our country is that Paula Deen even had that many endorsements to lose in the 1st place."

"what do you get when you mix a penis with a bug A cockroach"

"My friends wanted to play a board game but we couldn't find a game that we were all in the mood for. We finally settled on Catan."

"How do you tell the difference between an African Elephant and an Asian Elephant? AIDS."

"I just finished designing a website for an orphanage There isn't a home page"

"Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad? ...because William Shatner"

"It looks like bathroom tai chi but it's me trying to trigger the automatic paper towel dispenser."

"Knowing is half the battle. The other half is choosing the right pokemon."

"How do you know all chickens are gold-digging size queens? All day long they're talking about ""buck, buck, big cock!"""

"So the suicide hotline is only for prevention and not for nominating people who should kill themselves. Sucks. I made a list and everything."