65409
Joke of the Day
"[diary, day 3642 on deserted island] How can I still be fat?"
Next Joke
"A blind guy walks into a bar ***thud***"
"What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.? Call Baltimore, M.D."
"I gave my cat a middle name today, so she knows when she is really in trouble."
"Why it is important that you grow mustaches? So that when you lick pussy they absorb the acids and therefore protect your teeth from falling off."
"I saw a chameleon today. I guess it was a pretty crappy chameleon."
"A bear walks into a bar and asks the barman: ""Can I have a beer...................Please?"" The barman replies: ""Sure, but why the massive paws?"" Edit: Paws not pause"
"Retailers have pulled all the Darth Vader toys from their shelves... Apparently they are a choking hazard."
"When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!"
"Whoever got my Steam account for Christmas plz realize those Japanese dress up games are for research only, I don't enjoy them. Plz understa"