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Joke of the Day
"What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.? Call Baltimore, M.D."
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"Congratulations to the winner of last night's presidential debate! The Voyager probe, flying away from Earth at an estimated 62000 km per hour."
"At the Playboy Mansion I bet they serve fancy whore d'oeuvres before the main intercourse."
"Almost arrived at work when my kid asked ""Where're we going?"" Who the hell did I just drop off at school?!"
"News reports say that someone stole all the toilets from the police station downtown. The cops have nothing to go on."
"Unicorns have the best poker faces."
"One of the World's Strongest Man events should be ""Pulling apart two shopping carts that are stuck together."""
"Why can't white girls finish their sentences? Because they can't even"
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."
"In the Garden of Eden, Eve wore a fig leaf. Do you know what Adam wore? A hole in it."