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Joke of the Day
"I saw a chameleon today. I guess it was a pretty crappy chameleon."
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"Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was."
"I'm not high! - high people I'm not drunk! - drunk people I'm not lying! - lying people I'm not gay! - my brother"
"What do you call it when a son of Royalty fucks his sister? Prin-cest"
"What I reply with when someone asks, ""What'd the comment say?"" [Removed]"
"Texting while driving is incredibly stupid and dangerous. You're practically begging for typos."
"[answering machine] ""Hi Mom, leave a message"""
"My problem is I take things too literally. Like when my wife said she'd give an arm and a leg to lose weight."
"How do you get to the front page of reddit ? Lack of originality"
"A man goes to his Doctor. man- Doc i cant stop singing Tom Jones songs, have you ever heard of such a thing? Doctor- Its not unusual."