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Joke of the Day

"What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub? Throw in the laundry."

"I was at the gym and noticed a hole on my Trainer that I could fit my finger in He filed a formal complaint and I'm banned for life.."

"Removing access to contraceptives in order to discourage premarital sex is like removing seat belts to encourage safer driving habits."

"Droopy Drawers by Lucy Lastic"

"I was going to make a joke about sodium but then I thought Na."

"What do you call a cow with no right legs? Lean beef."

"Did you hear about the Doctor who fell down the well? He was taking a break at work and leaned too far over a well and fell right in! Guess he should have tended to the sick and left the well alone."

"I wore a suit to Walmart and they made me their king."

"What's good on pizza, but not on pussy? crust."

"Frodo collected the keys to Macy's, JCPenney, McDonald's, etc. and put them on a single key ring It was one ring to rule the mall."