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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow with no right legs? Lean beef."
Next Joke
"Wife: ""Hey sexy, the kids are asleep, I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear."" Me: ""OK, ... the bathroom....the kitchen....your car..."""
"Grandpa: ""My joints are stiff."" Me: ""Don't roll them so tight."""
"I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off."
"What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA? A strongly worded reprimand from the university's board of regents, and an immediate withdrawal of your funding."
"Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn."
"There have been reports of very heavy shelling...... At the peanut factory."
"A little boy wrote to Santa Claus... One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, ""Please send me a sister."" Santa Claus wrote him back, ""Ok, send me your mother."""
"I normally don't get a boner at Burger King But when I do, its a whopper."
"Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays? They can wear casual clothes to work"