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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow with no right legs? Lean beef."
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"When I'm too lazy to understand something, I simply label it as ""pretentious"" and move on. I am an American."
"What was the lonely chemist looking for? AgF"
"Did you hear that Robert Plant got in a car wreck? Now he's Robert Vegetable."
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"Why was the black man arrested? Good question."
"They say you can't tell a funny joke about terrorism, but you can. It's all in the execution."