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Joke of the Day
"I was going to make a joke about sodium but then I thought Na."
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"Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree? because im a black man you racist"
"Went to a great Russian restaurant last night. For dessert, we ordered Chocolate Putin"
"Food wedding anniversaries: Year 1: champagne 2: strawberries 3: chocolate 4: donuts 5: protein shakes 6: microwave meal 7: Rat poison"
"What's a riot? Three dyslexics"
"A love letter from biscuit maker: Dear marie, today is good day, u r anmol for me... but u have crack jacked my heart, bcoz i have a little heart, now i m in 50/50 position..."
"My dog kept digging holes in the back yard... ..so I hide all the shovels"
"Saturday wins ""best day"" 47,000th week in a row."
"Told my kids I loved them at carpool and no one responded so I yelled, ""I love you too!"" while hanging out of the sunroof. Me, 1 Kids, 0"
"Online piracy is bad, one time I downloaded a boat"