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Joke of the Day

"I was going to make a joke about sodium but then I thought Na."

"I finally got around to getting a vasectomy the other day... but there hasn't been a vas deferens in my sex life since then."

"Jay-Z's wife took him and their kid to the ocean for a day trip It was a Bey, Bey's bae, & baby bay day."

"They say breaking a mirror is the worst because you get 7 years bad luck OH PLEASE!!! Try breaking a condom!"

"What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her? ...It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Triskaidekaphobia."

"What's blue, white and red? A cancerous child who fall down the stairs."

"I love my girlfriend, but... My wife hates her!"

"I honestly have allergies and dry skin this time of year, but it never looks good for a dude to have tissues & lotion on his desk."

"If you are looking for a bad girl, I have been known to shop at the art supply store on days they aren't having a sale..."