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Joke of the Day
"What's good on pizza, but not on pussy? crust."
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"To the 20 year old girl who wrote an essay claiming she is too pretty to be allowed to lead a normal life:Same."
"My wife likes to talk to me after sex... It's great, I've got a special ringtone set up and everything."
"bakers trade recipes on a knead-to-know basis"
"What do you call a large gay man who wears dentures? A gummy bear"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brendan ! Brendan who ? Brendan an ear to what I have to say !"
"Dudes named Chance never had one."
"The next person to show me that dress... ...is gonna get a white and gold eye."
"LPT: Microwave your spoon first to make scooping out ice cream easier. It warms up the spoon and makes the process less frustrating."
"My sleeping pills say don't mix with alcohol, but drop it in the glass and it dissolves just fine. Doctors think they know everything."