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Joke of the Day

"Removing access to contraceptives in order to discourage premarital sex is like removing seat belts to encourage safer driving habits."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a bell? Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!"

"What is DJ Khaled's favorite number? 11 Because it has another 1"

"What type of jokes do planets tell each other? Cosmic jokes."

"I gave love a bad name. I called it Harold."

"A muslim walks into a bar No one survived the blast."

"I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live So I shot him. Judge gave me 30 years to life."

"Antique shop owners in the middle east have one rule Dubreak, Dubai."

"What do logicians use to shave? Occam's razor"

"I attended a festival this weekend with premium pay porta-johns.. They had a special, 2 for the price of 1."