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Joke of the Day
"I say we take all the bad chemistry jokes and Barium"
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"I'm the most bashful person in the world, until you get me on the dance floor. Then I become the most bashful newborn giraffe in the world."
"A little girl and a little boy were sitting in a bathtub together.. The little girl looks down and asks, ""can I touch it?"" He answers, ""NO WAY- YOU ALREADY BROKE YOURS OFF!"""
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"*bites into tuba sandwich and breaks teeth* damn autocorrect"
"As I was about 3/4 of the way through the Fallout 4 campaign, I began to notice something strange... ."
"[labels account ""18+""] [tweets exclusively about voting & buying cigarettes legally]"
"My Grandparents bought a new China set... They asked me what I thought of it... I said it was fine..."
"Sorry girl, you know you were dating a bad boy *heads out to fight boss without saving or buying potions*"
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