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Joke of the Day
"I say we take all the bad chemistry jokes and Barium"
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"Jesus drove a Honda but didn't talk about it... ""For I did not speak of my own Accord ..."" John 12:49"
"Gynaecologist aka female private investigator"
"I'm surprised more people don't Photoshop a cleaner house into the background of their pictures."
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"Flight attendant: ""will you perform exit row duties in the event of an emergency?"" Me: ""yes"" In my head: ""No we're all gonna die"""
"The wages of sin is death But hey, at least I got a job."
"If a chick tells you she's ""not like other girls"" she just proved she's exactly like all other girls."