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Joke of the Day
"If a rapper named e came out as gay He would say E=MCQUEERED"
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"Detective Baby: We got you dead to rights, dirtbag. *suspect puts face in hands* Detective Baby: HE'S ESCAPED"
"Why is sleeping with a weatherman always disappointing? Because he always promises 10-12 inches, but you only ever get 2-3."
"""What do we want!"" ""Hearing aids!"" ""When do we want them!"" ""Hearing aids!"""
"I blame my parents for my apathetic attitude... ... but I don't care."
"There's a petition urging Bill Cosby to change his name to Cuz Billbe Cuz Bill be a rapist, of course ..."
"""Will, you, Mary, Me"" -- invitation to an orgy."
"You hurt the feelings of a person who was once the crush of a person who was once a friend of mine so you're a BAD person. ~ internet logic"
"What does a widow say when she wakes up? Mourning"
"Why do mermaids wear seashells? *wait for it* Because they grew out of their B-shells!"