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Joke of the Day
"Why did the penis. . . Why did the penis stop going to the speakeasy? He was sick of ragtime."
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"[alligator store] Clerk: $1500. Thanks Me: not gonna say bye to him? Clerk: uh Me: say it Clerk: goodbye Me: say ""see you later alligator"""
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