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Joke of the Day

"There's a black guy in my family tree. He's still hanging there."

"Finding Nemo 3: Nemo's mom isn't dead. Nemo's dad kidnapped Nemo to avoid a custody dispute. Nemo's mom finds them. It's a revenge tale."

"You can tell a lot by the way a woman walks. Like if she walks away, she's probably not into you."

"Tried to donate blood today but they had too many questions about where I got it."

"Moses and Joshua found a class of water in the fridge... They decided to split it."

"What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!"

"Girls, I think it was Thomas Jefferson who once said; ""Never put off for tomorrow, when you can put out today."""

"I've made too many withdrawals from the spank bank... They tell me my count is getting low."

"A fat racist and a skinny racist jump off a cliff. Who wins? Society"

"I'd like to dedicate this joke to my father, who was a roofer... ...so...dad, if you're up there..."