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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados? GuacaMole!"
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"In pretty sure my wife's most prized possession is her plastic bag full of other plastic bags."
"Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you should never drink and derive."
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"Your Facebook posts are like your children. Some go on to become successful and others make you look stupid."
"i have a joke, but not funny ."
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"My uncle went on holiday to Ireland, but didn't have enough time to go to Clare. He really wanted to see Moher"
"The great fire of London in 1666 started after dropping my mixtape too hard."
"Actually, conservation of angular momentum makes the world go 'round."