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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Mexican tie his wife to the train tracks? To-kill-er"
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"Why was Darth Vader so ugly? Because he had sithilis."
"One day we'll open Twitter & it'll just say: Thanks for playing! Hope you enjoyed this social experiment. Now apologise to your loved ones."
"I was playing football with some SJWs. They found my playing strategy highly offensive."
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"As an environmentalist, I've been trying to teach my teen boys to be environmentally friendly. We're starting with deodorant"
"Someone told me to stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe."
"Divorces are like gangbangs... Everyone is trying to fuck you and nobody cares if you're in pain."
"My Grandad is always complaining about how much things cost. ""Two quid for a cup of tea?!""... I said, ""Well you just popped round, I didn't invite you!"""