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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if they got jokes in Russia about ""capitalistic America""... In capitalistic America, bank robs you!"

"Back in the day, I took $5 to the store and came out with.. 3 bags of chips, a pack of snickers, 2 bottles of coke, a newspaper and a bottle of whisky. And today? CCTVs everywhere!"

"This Joke made me burst out laughing at work, but then I was sad... A baby seal walks into a club..."

"I was doing a Maths exam yesterday. I looked up to find the lad at the next desk staring at me. I said, ""What the fuck's your problem?"" He said, ""The square root of 144."""

"I read that 10 out of 2 people suffer from dyslexia"

"What is a Muslim's Favorite Dinosaur??? Allahsaurus!"

"What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity? ""Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."""

"2 Jews walk into a bar.... They buy it."

"If you want to drink and drive you better bring enough for the whole highway."

"I was chatting with a deaf person on omegle. He asked me ""ASL?""."