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Joke of the Day

"Husband: Honey why are there broken condoms on the couch? Wife: Would you please call our children by their real names."

"Did you hear about the Bausch & Lomb tech who fell into a giant lens grinder? He really made a spectacle of himself"

"How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women? Shaven, not furred"

"Why do ants not go to church? Because they are in sects!"

"It's weird that on this date in Back to the Future they didn't show people incessantly posting about Back to the Future."

"""70% of the people don't know how to use the superlative degree in English"" That's the most stupidest thing that I've ever heard."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Strong and black."

"I definitely could NOT be a surgeon. blood freaks me out when I'm high"

"What are homeless ducks always asking for? A lil bit of quack"

"Where do bears store their military weapons? In bearracks."