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Joke of the Day
"How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women? Shaven, not furred"
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"Jesus walks into a hotel He hands the inn keeper 3 nails and asks, ""Could you put me up for the night?"" Credit to the movie ""The Crow"" Edit: I'm going to hell."
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"Ya know, I've never taken an ugly girl to bed... Woke up with a few though."
"So my friend got himself a trophy wife... From the looks of it, it was a participation award."
"What is the most common phrase in a gay bar... Can I push your stool in?"
"What is the legendary chemical? HO-OH (Hydrogen Peroxide)"
"""You're a ten?"" ""On the PH scale, Cuz you basic."""
"A mechanical engineer asks to his crush... Do have a manhole I could enter?"
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