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Joke of the Day
"Why do ants not go to church? Because they are in sects!"
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"What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? a tire."
"Me: how much is all the money in the world? Genie: not sure exactly Me: give me a ballpark figure POOOF *I'm now the size of Shea Stadium"
"Today I Called Shotgun... And the cop still put me in the backseat..."
"What do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese"
"Show me on this Georgia O'Keeffe painting where the bad man touched you."
"My grandma was recently beaten to death.. She came in just after my granddad"
"What is the difference between 2 dicks, and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."
"2 Indian guys accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine... Both were rushed to hospital. One's in a korma, the other's got a dodgy tikka."
"Three Muslims walk into a bar... They get shot, because Islam forbids the consumption of alcohol."