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Joke of the Day
"Why do ants not go to church? Because they are in sects!"
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"What does a man consider to be a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack."
"What do you call it when an underwater explorer gets bitten by a bloodsucking parasite? Diverticulitis."
"My math teacher called me average... How mean."
"Can somebody please find Ja Rule? I need help in making sense of just what happened"
"What do you call a bean that's good at silent acting? A pintomime."
"I just had a moment of clarity. Glad that's over with."
"I put a life-size alien doll in my passenger seat for halloween and I've caught myself talking to it 3 times"
"What do you call a women with 1 leg? ilene"
"How boring my life has become! The only time I hear myself say, ""I'm coming"" is when I'm trying to tell my dog I'm getting his food ready!"