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Joke of the Day

"""70% of the people don't know how to use the superlative degree in English"" That's the most stupidest thing that I've ever heard."

"What did the tampon tell the other tampon? Nothing, both were stuck up bitches."

"Why did the bi-sexual bear see a psychiatrist? He was a bi-polar bear"

"Knock, Knock... The creator of the Knock Knock joke should get a Nobel Prize."

"Me: I must warn you, I'm like an animal in bed. Her: That's fine by me! *burrows under the covers and falls asleep at the foot of the bed*"

"Who proofread Hitler's speeches? A grammar nazi"

"Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? She missed."

"When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls? ...When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed awake all night wondering if there really was a dog"

"some bitch dyke... ...filled up my mentions fggot fucker"