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Joke of the Day

"""70% of the people don't know how to use the superlative degree in English"" That's the most stupidest thing that I've ever heard."

"The horn quit working in my truck, so I'm hanging out of the window revving this chainsaw at pedestrians."

"Watching my mom use an iPhone is like watching a 12 year old girl try and contact her dead grandma on a Ouija board."

"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just Juan."

"Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine? He forgot."

"What song to snakes like to sing ? Viva Aspana !"

"""I'm still a virgin"" -theres plenty of fish in the sea ""Ur right. I'll find someone"" -no, I mean u should give up & be a lonely fisherman"

"Knights and dragons must have been the first rappers. After all, dragons spit fire, and knights slay."

"What do guns and feminists have in common? They are very loud when triggered."

"I asked my wife what would be the best way to get rid of our son's hiccups. She said, ""Stick on your priest costume."""