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Joke of the Day
"I asked my dad if he liked his haircut... He said he didn't at first but it's growing on him."
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"How many nazi's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?? Nein"
"What do you say to an native american who, you think, is telling you lies? Don't sittin' bullshit me."
"why can't conservatives work at a checkout counter? Because they don't like change..."
"Ebola seems pretty serious I think I might take one more flinstone vitamin in the morning from now on."
"My girl asks why I love chocolate so much. Well, I have several Reisens..."
"""Wow, that milk is spoiled!"" *milk drives by in a fancy car his parents bought him*"
"BREAKING NEWS: Overworked Janitor Sweeps the Nation."
"I can't afford a therapist so i bought a mood ring"
"I have a phobia of over engineered buildings It's a complex complex complex."