20119
Joke of the Day
"No one shows their true character more than when they are retrieving their bags from baggage claim"
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"No one your age has any idea what they're doing either. No matter what age you are."
"Why was Kylo Ren embarrassed at McDonald's? It was his First Order!"
"Max wondered why the ball was slowly growing larger... and then it hit him."
"ELI5: Why doesn't BMW install turn signals on their cars?"
"How did jew get beer? He brew"
"""Guess my nationality"" the old man said Deducing from the man's accent that he was Briish, the other man said so. ""You're correct, but where's the t?"" asked the man. ""In the harbor"""
"What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL."
"A kid asks his dad ""What's worse: ignorance or indifference?"" ""Johnny"", responds his dad, "" I neither know nor care."" Edit: granma grammar."
"The difference between dead babies and vegetables? I don't eat my vegetables."