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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Jews with HIV? Financial AIDS."

"Today we honor St. Patrick, the patron saint of puking and peeing."

"People complain when my baby is crying and then they complain when I stuff her in the overhead bin, MAKE UP YOUR GD MINDS"

"So my girlfriend wants to roleplay as a 14 year old... I told her ""why bother? You'll be 14 in a few years anyway"""

"Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house? Because his gait is broken and his locks are few."

"Unlike the British or Australian spelling for colour/favour/neighbour, the Americans don't include u because it's all about them."

"People always tell me to be the change that I want to see in the world, but I can't seem to get any whiter."

"What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers!"

"What's the Wifi password in a mosque? AllahIsTheOne2345"

"There's no wrong answer until you answer differently than me."