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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Jews with HIV? Financial AIDS."
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"Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow? Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!"
"What's next to England? A question mark."
"Did you hear about the guy who said there were no rivers in Africa? He was in de-Nile."
"Why was the burrito embarrassed? It saw the salad dressing."
"Exercising Grandmother My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we don't know where the hell she is."
"What do you call a reliable coke dealer? Instagram"
"Text exchange: me- we need eggs. hub- how many? Me- One. See if they will sell you just one."
"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a hooker with diarrhea? You shuck the oyster between fits."
"How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it."