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Joke of the Day

"Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage? She's afraid they'll bring down the house."

"Steve Buscemi always looks like he suffers from an intestinal parasite."

"My Favorite Joke :) What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? ... ""Its gonna take me awhile to hard 'cause I just got laid by a chicken!"""

"Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out the window"

"I often wonder how different it would be if I were to go back to grade school Not so much with the knowledge I have now, but with the penis I have now"

"Hey Science, ""mission accomplished"" on the boner pills. How about a laptop battery that will stay up for four hours."

"What do you call an epileptic in a bush? Russell"

"""I am"" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that ""I do"" is the longest sentence? Holy shit this blew up"

"Why couldn't the grape help his friend move on Saturday? because he was in a jam"

"Happy Hints To brighten your day, instead of going to the gym, go to Walmart You will feel a lot better about yourself"